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"BUT... WHO ARE THE DEALERS OF GOD?"

IF YOU ASK THIS QUESTION THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE AN IQ BELOW 100. LET US FILL U IN.

WE ARE AN INTERNATIONAL GROUP RENOWNED FOR OUR EXTREME CRIME SKILLS.

• AT LEAST HALF OF US HAVE COMMITED CRIME
• AT LEAST HALF OF US WILL DO IT AGAIN
• NO I AM NOT JOKING

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WE HAVE PERFORMED SACRED RITUALS IN ORDER TO POSSESS CRIME ABILITIES BEYOND THAT OF ANY KNOWN INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP. WE BATHE IN THE ESSCENCE OF TIME. WE HAVE GAINED EXTRODINARY ABILITIES THROUGH CONSUMING EXTREME VOLUMES OF ROBBITUSSIN DRY COUGH FORTE...

OUR MISSION: TO RESURECT THE GOD "RA" IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE POWER LEVEL NEEDED TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.

"Earth is Flat and Motionless under a solid enclosure dome firmament divided by water. Antarctica guards the doorway to the ends of the earth. The Earth is a Fixed Plane."