DEALERS OF GOD - WE SMOKE FUEL WE BLAZE JUNGLE - DEALERS OF GOD - MYSERIOUS VISIONS OF SMOKE - DEALERS OF GOD - REACH FOR PIPE - DEALERS OF GOD - WE KILLED JOHN MCAFFEE - DEALERS OF GOD - RIP WOLFMAN - DEALERS OF GOD - INTERNATIONAL CHEMIST WAREHOUSE SMUGGLERZ - DEALERS OF GOD - WE KILL ANYONE WHO UPLOADS OUR BEATS TO SOULSEEK I C U COBBERS - DEALERS OF GOD - JOHN CAGE GANG

EAST SIDE CREW DEALERS, WE ARE THE DEALERS OF GOD

WE HAVE SHOOTERS ALL THE WAY FROM THE DANDENONG RANGES YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH US

[神のディーラー]: 燃料ビジョン!!

D.O.G. ULTIMATE RANK CREW IS:

• DJ CHEESEWATER aka CHEESEHELL aka THE ARSONIST (approx. 38 kills, 218 wounded)
• MC JOHN CITY (Has been bailed out from Florida State Correctional Institute using recent sales of "Dealer's Choice") aka JONATHAN CITIZEN aka THA SWEDISH SWISHER (approx. 45 kills, 6 wounded)
• FUELGODaka DR CONE aka WOLF (approx. 67 kills, 108 wounded)
• DJ DICKDOCTOR aka MC PLANT-MEDICINE aka DR RICHMONEY (approx 32 kills, 22 wounded)
• YUNG BRONCHITIS (Currently M.I.A. since 2020 Please send any intel to dealersofgod@gmail.com) aka THE REVOLVER RENEGADE (approx 49 damaged, 57 infected)
• LIL MEATUS aka MC STREPTOCOCCAL aka YOUNG JUICE (approx 44 kills, 15 wounded)
• NO TRICKNOLOGY aka THE NOTORIOUS NYC (approx 74 kills, 14 wounded)

DEALERS EXTENDED FAMILY INCLUDES:

• TEYOS (Amber Rank lvl. 1017)
• VIKSTA Z aka YUNG SOYBEAN (Amber Rank lvl. 997)
• MIXMASTER FROGG COBBLER aka PAUL (Amber Rank lvl. 901)
• DJ BLOODHAMER OF CURDLING MILK (Amber Rank lvl. 890)
• STICKEE-2-DOLLERZ aka THE PACIFIER (Sulfur Rank lvl. 642)
• RICKY (DOT) COM aka STRICT RICK (Sulfur Rank lvl. 610)
• JASON 12 INCHEZ aka iJASON 2.0 (Seabrine Rank lvl. 544)
• DJ смерть алексея aka )': (Beatster Rank lvl. 431)
• CARDZ THA COUNTER (Fishmonger Rank lvl. 330)

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THE FIRST DEALERS PROPHETS OF A LONG LINE...

In a momentous collaboration between the ethereal musical ensemble Dealers of God and Dismiss Yourself, we present to you an unprecedented convergence of cosmic forces. Prepare to transcend the boundaries of reality as we proudly unveil our line of rarer-than-rare exclusive merchandise. Together, we beckon you to embark on a mind-altering journey through the realms of sound and fabric.

Immerse yourself in a sonic tapestry woven with mystical melodies, enigmatic harmonies, and clandestine rhythms. This auditory odyssey transports you to a dimension where time and space converge, where the boundaries of consciousness blur, and where the secret knowledge of the universe is whispered through each intricate note. "Dealer's Choice" is not merely an auditory masterpiece, but also an invitation to experience music in its purest form. The double CD package comes encased in a sleek and slimline design, offering a cinematic presentation for your physical listening pleasure. Let the music wash over you, enveloping your senses in a wave of transcendence. Close your eyes, surrender to the ethereal vibrations, and allow the sounds to transport you to uncharted realms of perception.

But that's not all! As you embark on this cosmic voyage, an exclusive and enigmatic T-shirt awaits you. This rare artifact, infused with the esoteric energies of Dealers of God and Dismiss Yourself, holds unparalleled mystique. We strongly recommend wearing this shirt for all urban explorations and train siding yards infiltrations (12:28...), as it serves as a sacred talisman to protect and guide you on your daring escapades. By wearing this shirt, you invite the blessing of the Dealers, honoring your safe journey through hidden realms and whispered corridors of mystery. Prepare to embody the enigma, as passerbys whisper, "They know something I don't."

For our Australian residents, the path to enlightenment begins with a special opportunity. "Dealer's Choice" and its enigmatic T-shirt will be available for preorder exclusively on the Dealers of God Bandcamp page. Seize this chance to secure your place in the cosmic tapestry of sound and fashion.

For our esteemed friends across the globe, fear not, for the power of "Dealer's Choice" is not confined to a single realm. You may acquire this extraordinary creation and its captivating T-shirt through the mystical realms of Dismiss Yourself's website. Unlock the mysteries that lie beyond borders and let the enigma of Dealers of God and Dismiss Yourself transcend all boundaries.

Embrace the call of Dealer's Choice and venture forth into the unknown. Embody the enigma, become the harbinger of secrets, and unlock the mysteries that lie beyond the veil. Dare to wear the T-shirt that holds the power to captivate minds and stir curiosity. Unleash the synergy, harness the efficiency, and embrace the development that awaits you.

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